Head First: I Want to Be a Clone!

Monday, October 31, 2005

I Want to Be a Clone!

I've recently been reminded of this song by Steve Taylor. He had a band in the eighties and showed me that sarcasm and satire were actually spiritual gifts. These lyrics are priceless.



I Want To Be A Clone
by Steve Taylor
©1982 Birdwing Music; Cherry Lane Music Publishing Co.; C.A. Music (ASCAP)


Verse:
I'd gone through so much other stuff
That walking down the aisle was tough
But now I know it's not enough
I want to be a clone
I asked the Lord into my heart
They said that was the way to start
But now you've got to play the part
I want to be a clone

Chorus
Be a clone and kiss conviction goodnight
Cloneliness is next to Godliness, right?
I'm grateful that they show the way
'Cause I could never know the way
To serve him on my own
I want to be a clone

Verse:
They told me that I'd fall away
Unless I followed what they say
Who needs the Bible anyway?
I want to be a clone
Their language it was new to me
But Christianese got through to me
Now I can speak it fluently
I want to be a clone

(chorus)

Bridge:
Send in the clones
Ah, I kind of wanted to tell my friends and people about it, you know
WHAT?
You're still a babe
You have to grow
Give it twenty years or so
'Cause if you want to be one of his
Got to act like one of us

(chorus)

Verse:
So now I see the whole design
My church is an assembly line
The parts are there
I'm feeling fine
I want to be a clone
I've learned enough to stay afloat
But not so much I rock the boat
I'm glad they shoved it down my throat
I want to be a clone

(chorus)

Everybody must get cloned

3 comments:

ninjanun said...

Wow. I wish I had heard more of his music back when I was a baby Christian. It might have helped me put my finger on what I thought was wrong with the church, but didn't have the proper language to express.


Love those lyrics! As appropriate today as they were when he first wrote them.

l. said...

wow!

Ausbury said...

Steve Taylor was WAY ahead of his time. He had a heluva lot to say (example: Lifeboat) and he said it. Do you know if he's written a book? I'd love to read it.