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Thursday, March 30, 2006

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15 comments:

nathaniel adam king said...

Wait, are you telling me you didn't win? Sorry, I have been out of it the last couple days. I have not been able to follow up on the story.

dorsey said...

No, dude! I won. Let the earth be glad.

Viva La Iglesia del Burrito Santo!

Kc said...

I wish to offer my sincere congratulations on a battle well fought. You may return from this crusade with your banner raised high. ;-)

RF2R2 said...

$33 for a holy tortilla chip?

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Say, you wouldn't be needing any Blessed Salsa from Pedro's Cocina on the River Jordan do you?

Sable Chicken said...

I am so craving corn chips right now.

dorsey said...

"Say, you wouldn't be needing any Blessed Salsa from Pedro's Cocina on the River Jordan do you?"

I have a pint jar of water here, and I'm kinda counting on the chip to miraculously turn it into salsa.

I'll get back to you.

RC said...

yea! congrats, congrats, congrats!

--RC of strangeculture.blogspot.com

ninjanun said...

Congratulations on winning! Is it possible to spend money on SCP stuff in an ironic yet (still) stupid way?

I think you pulled it off. $33.00 to show you'll gladly part with your money in the name of parody.

So what are you gonna do with the chip? Eat it? Frame it? Pray over it? Perhaps it should go in the "Relic Case" of La Iglesia del Burrito Santo!

Steve said...

$33 - that's kind of a holy number isn't it?

I didn't bid or I could've won if I wanted too... I was just trying to drive the price up for you.... I was kind of hoping you would have to spend more, but it's kind of prophetic that it landed on this number....maybe it is a blessed chip. I wouldn't eat it if I were you....put it on display.

jeff said...

I think he should eat it.

If he lives, then we'll know if it's truly THE holy tortilla chip...

dorsey said...

Sort of like the water of life in Dune?

Man, if it works, then I'll have some serious ass-kicking powers. You might be on to something, dude.

Except it would be lonely to have all that power by myself. I'd have to share the chip with Lori (my wife). Trust me, you do NOT want her walking around with serious ass-kicking powers. She would crush your head over bad punctuation.

Plan B...

Bruce Garrison said...

Hey Dorsey, Congrats. The old adage, "More money than sense", suddenly springs to mind. I've got a slightly moldy scone over here that looks a little like Mother Teresa if you hold your head just right. Are you interested?

Recovering said...

What would really be trippy is if the chip breaks into three equal pieces in transit...

I was a big fan of Jeff's idea of taking communion with it. God just HAS to have a sense of humor about this stuff...

nathaniel adam king said...

I say you build a glass display case. You should start collecting holy relics...that would make me laugh. Just have an entire room of nothing but holy relics. From the Mother Theresa scone to the Jesus tortilla chip!

theseldomscene said...

"she'll crush your head over bad puncuation"...

please don't give her any of that chip...and if you do...please don't let her read any of my post...i know we have had our differences, but...mercy...mercy...please...