Head First: Open Letter to the AARP.

Thursday, April 10, 2008

Open Letter to the AARP.

Dear Sirs/Madames,

For the love of God, please, please, please stop sending me membership information.

Thank you.


Zeke said...

I'm guessing... you're frustrated that they're dangling the tantalizing yet premature prospect of AARP discounts at Denny's?

sandytrif said...

hey 50 is a lot closer than you think.
and they send you a really cool magazine each month about other people who have reached that milestone and beyond. I would only know because my husband has reached that wonderful milestone.

as for discounts~they give discounts???


Charles said...

The hounds are on your trail and will pursue you relentlessly!
Getting old is not over-rated; it's under-appreciated, except for the people who can enrich themselves at your expense.
You will get better discounts on the internet; also, you'll get LOTS of "interesting" mail/offers. Maybe AARP members are too old for the "offers."

Recovering said...

Oh man. I get stuff from them all the time and I just turned 30!

Rock in the Grass (Pete Grassow) said...

do the AARP go on bike rides?