Head First: Open Letter to the AARP.

Thursday, April 10, 2008

Open Letter to the AARP.

Dear Sirs/Madames,

For the love of God, please, please, please stop sending me membership information.

Thank you.

5 comments:

Zeke said...

I'm guessing... you're frustrated that they're dangling the tantalizing yet premature prospect of AARP discounts at Denny's?

sandytrif said...

hey 50 is a lot closer than you think.
and they send you a really cool magazine each month about other people who have reached that milestone and beyond. I would only know because my husband has reached that wonderful milestone.

as for discounts~they give discounts???

Sandy

Charles said...

The hounds are on your trail and will pursue you relentlessly!
Getting old is not over-rated; it's under-appreciated, except for the people who can enrich themselves at your expense.
You will get better discounts on the internet; also, you'll get LOTS of "interesting" mail/offers. Maybe AARP members are too old for the "offers."

Recovering said...

Oh man. I get stuff from them all the time and I just turned 30!

Rock in the Grass (Pete Grassow) said...

do the AARP go on bike rides?